The Omax Massager Personality Test based on Favourite Colour...

How Omax puts the ZING in your Love-life

What's going on behind the scenes. A more complex explanation of how Omax works. For the techies & people who really want to know what they're getting.

What Omax users say...

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The Omax Guide to you & your partners Sexual Type based on Favourite Colour

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Omax v Harley-Davidson?

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People who like Grey

Grey

GREY: The colour GREY a preferred by people who are indecisive. They can't get excited about anything - including colour - so they choose a noncommittal shade. Men who prefer GREY look at sex as a way of relieving tension-but nothing more, nothing less. It's wham,bam, thank you ma'am. Women don't make love, they have intercourse. And for one of two reasons only: to accommodate their mate, or to become pregnant. They count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is over with and done. But when teamed with another colour, the GREY spouse considers the other's infidelity a blessing. When GREY marries another GREY, the marriage is made in heaven.

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