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How Omax puts the ZING in your Love-life

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People who like Black

Black

BLACK: A good many people say they don't have a favourite colour. Without really thinking about the question, they'll choose black as their favourite colour... they'll maybe insist on it. Those people who really do have a black colour preference are rare. It points to a liking for black sex. These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that sex offenders prefer the colour black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of monsters and teenage gangs is black attire.

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