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The Omax Massager Bedtime Story

Once upon a time, a Perfect man met a Perfect woman. They had a Perfect courtship, they had a Perfect wedding. Their life together was Perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, the Perfect couple were driving along a winding road. They noticed someone in distress at the side of the road and being a Perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint those children at Christmas, the Perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their car. Soon they were delivering the toys. Unfortunately, driving conditions got worse. Santa Claus and the Perfect couple had an accident.

Now children, here's your part in our story. One of the three survived the accident. Which one?

(Scroll down for the answer.)

You guessed right. The perfect woman. She's the only one to really exist in the first place - everyone knows there's no Santa Claus ( you mean to say, no one's told you?). And there's certainly no such thing as a perfect man.

Women - Stop reading here.

Men - Keep scrolling...

So, if there's no perfect man and no Sanity Clause, the perfect woman must have been driving.

This explains why there was a car accident.

By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this brings up one more point:

Women never listen.

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